And who knew? Alexandra Petri over at The Washington Post has a great list of the 12 things folks can do in preparation for the Apocalypse on the 21st. My favorite is definitely number 9:
9. Throw a human sacrifice to appease the Mayan gods. Start with Donald Trump.
I think this is an idea that could really bring the country together! If nothing else, it would put that poor animal stapled to the top of his head out of its misery.