Of all the ones I’ve gotten, this was the best.
You can do it, this map will certainly help.
Might be best to scout out your locations now, though. You would hate to be in the position of trying to find the local gun store if the cell phone network is down and your iPhone is on its last few seconds of power.
Thanks again to The Onion for their steadfast guidance and public-service minded reporting! Just in time to face the next regularly scheduled end of the world as we know it, we have this informative documentary account of the Day the Internet Died.
And who knew? Alexandra Petri over at The Washington Post has a great list of the 12 things folks can do in preparation for the Apocalypse on the 21st. My favorite is definitely number 9:
9. Throw a human sacrifice to appease the Mayan gods. Start with Donald Trump.
I think this is an idea that could really bring the country together! If nothing else, it would put that poor animal stapled to the top of his head out of its misery.